Always Let Your Wife Shine...

Sales woman see the roses in my shopping cart.
Sales Woman: Who is the lucky person?
Me: I am.
SW: You’re the lucky person? You mean you bought them for yourself?
Me: No. I mean that I am lucky that I have her, my wife, to buy the roses for.
SW: How long have you been buying her roses? Is this a special occasion?
Me: I have been buying her roses most every week for over 30 years. She is the special occasion.
SW: So, why roses.
Me: Well, roses are her favorite flower. Plus, I like the fact that the roses don’t last long and have to be replaced often. That reminds me that I have to continually keep my love for my wife fresh.
SW: Do you have a brother?